Sunday, February 19, 2012

My Le Story.

Hi, everyone call Le Yap

I am sitting at starbugs stoning and then.... I start looking around and SAW stuff. *LADIES*

Few decades ago..ladies would wear sort of " traditional dressing" 
2012- look around you, what you see is. " exposed body"

these makes me STIM. |--------    then I remember something of myself. 

- LE yap swimming session
Whenever LE me swimming in pool or wherever that consists liquid. My Le brother will grow LE stronger and LE stiff. 僵硬 .  WHY?    At that moment , i realize my Le body is not appropriate to have such a big water injector. Then i decide to work out by carrying 2.5 kg dumbbell . As a result, my forearm had became more and more muscular, by the way, my forearm is actually imbalance before due to too much of physically practice "if you know what I mean" 



Okay, so lets continue my story, even through I had started to work-out these few days, I still went to KFC to eat my supper with friends, and a camera, in case I will get whack by the kfc staff so I can defend myself from being tackle by the staff, but then i was get shock while I ordering kfc meal, they are unbelievable nice to customer which is le me and all other customers, --- Whatever la , i don't really fXXk-ing understand what i am just wanted to express.---credit to God

These freaking days, too much thing happen to me. One of my brother just declare a war with me , he say I'm  from Zimbabwe , he say im cannibal cause i like to eat my own kind ! These link me a sentences of God,

Junyong Yap got nialin,so i do what my mother teach me,fuck that guy if he still that stupid , if not he will just keep it up and think that it's funny.. so thinks before you do

Ok la i will just apologize here !   



                                       Sincerely from LE YAP, Le Sheng and LE Most



           Sorry la baby ! Can we start from new ? Let's be brother again kay ? *or maybe more than that. Sword versus Sword.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Something about today since a long holiday or the day i decide to stop this post !!!!!

Today i did alot of thing ! Thats why i decide to update the blog now, i know my english is going bad now, cause of too much attach of chinese drama , and 2 fucking month of holiday and i seldom communicate with Hooyah england speaker,  and i guess my this post will not be as interesting as the previous post, if you feel piss off , go upper right hand corner and press this >>> X<<<< okay ?

HERE we go , skyping with foochok and updating this blog <<< Weee , sohai foohchok ! keep on distract me ! o0o Fuck you chok ! Fuck you !

                                             Fuck you ! buy ipad? NAH !!! buy one for me la !
How the fuck i know malaysia selling ipad how much ?

Same fucking schedule , nothing special of today mornign , mom wake me up in 9.30, and i set alarm in 9.40 after wake up , cause eyes cannot open at all , and i late to class , cause wake up in 10 from father facepalm , i guess its double face palm.

Every fucking subject , they talking about assignment , assignment this and assignment that? Then i wondering , do you guys feel happy for giving us assignment? You all will have to mark it afterward?

FUCK YOU Assignment !!!

Oh yea , today during event management , Mr . HArdip <<< my lecturer, show me a video , about how their event success, how many people came to their event , ellle bla bla bla , u think i cannot do as succeedd as them ? But HOHOHOHOHO the interest part is , when he show me a video about how NTV 7 interview them and share their experience , i found out one hot chick ! HOHOHOHHOHO her name is Melisa Campbell <<< its listed on the bottom line, so im not consider stalker, after home ! I bear her name in my mind and quickly search , and ..... bla bla bla....


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=117036337349&set=pu.116394567349&type=1&theater

Her page

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=552274050

Her facebook


EH i never seee her picture and fap , fuck u all ! Dont prejudge me !
( some of my friend sure thought about that ! )


And go gym , check the CMI or BMI i cant rememeber , fuck it , it say my metabolism age is 29 years old? i was shock and like wtf? Although i dont trust it , but  i think i should start sporting after eat , sleep , play game , watch pps, go toilet without sport.

After gym i go check again it drop to 26 year old , i was like , are u fucking kidding me , but my friend , chuck norriss mortal form aka God <<< what we used to call him , told me , if i wank my metabolism is difference, what to do ? he is god , i should listen to him .

Then we meet chaoyan in starbuck ! HoHOHO foochok , and she is talking about u , i dont know what she say , but im fucking sure she is talking about you , xg listen the full set, go ask him if u interesting . For foochok <<<< one of my besties :DDDDDD

First of thought , she is like a stranger to me , after sheng , jy , xg told me that she is chao yan . Then i was like wtf ? -.-

 Okay i think its too long , i should stop if not nobody will fucking read this !


Last , i give u all promotion , two of my gold edition haircut !!! WOOHOO ! See only , dont share , if not SOPA and ACTA will hunt you all down ! :DDD



                                         The right view of my new haircut ?! WEEEE


                                          The left view of my new haircut ! :D Cute right ?


                                    Where got fat? Fuck u xg ! Some girl say im sexy , and have a gentleman belly !

                               
                           Before my newhair cut , and yeah xg right ! Harbor Club ! o0o Nah !
 
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